Boulevard Dining Room – Soho

I’m going to warn you now – this is going to be a short review. Why, you ask? Because like my meal at  Boulevard , it’s not really worth the effort. In fact, the only reason I’m writing this is so that people don’t make the same mistake I did by going for their 3-course and a bellini menu for £15.

The starter, penned a Crispy Flatbread with Tomato, Chorizo, Monterrey Jack Cheddar and Jalapeño Peppers, was nothing more than cold limp formerly frozen pizza.

The main, Chargrilled Chicken Breast with Buttermilk Mash and Sizzling Lime Butter, was a dry piece of meat served with mashed potatoes so hard I had to cut them with a knife. (And the salad? What’s up with that?)

The dessert, Blueberry Creme Brulee, was a mess – burned sugar over a far too cold, too dense cream with gloopy overly sweet blueberry paste curdled at the bottom.

I want to say that every dish was worse than the last, but really, I think they were all equally rubbish. In fact, I might go out on a limb here, and say this is one of the worst meals I’ve had in London.

Avoid at all costs.